I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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