Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You've changed since you got that strap on
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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