Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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