Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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