We're facebook friends in real life
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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