So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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