its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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