So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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