hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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