Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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