was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize