We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You pole danced in your parka.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Randomize
