almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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