Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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