curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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