This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
