Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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