Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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