I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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