Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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