Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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