pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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