Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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