A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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