So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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