So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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