it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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