Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
