I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
