I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just want nice things and good sex
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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