Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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