I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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