is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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