just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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