i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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