Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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