I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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