so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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