Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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