That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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