Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener

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(704): View more from North Carolina

he looks like a really good dad on facebook

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(850): View more from Florida

She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.

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(480): View more from Arizona

She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like

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(402): View more from Nebraska

next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(646): View more from New York

when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

Fair enough

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