I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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