Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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