Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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