he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
