So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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