dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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