Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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