Your tits are I can't wait for
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Congratulations! We have a period
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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