i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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