i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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