On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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