watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
