i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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