there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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