David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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