i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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