Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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