Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My first STD was from a foam party
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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