some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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