I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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