I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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