I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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