i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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