I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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